Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Unusual Method of Self-Defense

A man sexually assaulted a woman and tried to jam his tongue into her mouth.

She bit off his tongue. He fled and she spit the chunk of tongue out into the alley.

The cops have both the perp and the evidence.
Posted by on or about 12:09
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2 comments:

Unknown said...

Well, good thing for him he didn't try to...oh, never mind.

If he didn't want to lose it he shouldn't have tried to share it. Loser.

6/28/2011 7:37 PM
Anonymous said...

What a moron. Waaay back in the 50's my dearest Aunt J. did this to a date who got way out of hand.

6/29/2011 12:18 PM

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