Gov. Christie commandeered a state police helicopter so that he could make an an appearance at his kid's baseball game. And then, because the hike from the landing spot to the game was such a strenuous distance (100 yards), he was driven to the game.
Christie has been slashing state jobs (and taxes for rich people) because of the state's budget woes, but that didn't stop him from whistling up a state helicopter with all of the effort of calling a cab. (You should read the last paragraph of this editorial.)
In other news, Sarah "I'm a real person, just like you" Palin and the Donald dined on pizza, but they must have thought they were in Europe, for they used a knife and fork to eat their slices. Guess nobody briefed them that real Americans use their hands to eat pizza.
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Only peons eat with their fingers because silverware is too expensive for them.
Eck!
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