Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

What the Frak Is the TSA Doing?

Why is the agency, whose main job is copping feels of airline passengers and stealing shit from their luggage, doing a sweep of 5,000 square miles of the Ohio River Valley?

TSA has something called the "Visual Intermodal Prevention and Response" teams, or VIPR teams, an appropriate acronym for an agency of snakes. The name itself tells you that the TSA is putting on armed security theatrics, all in the name of supposedly keeping us safe and assuredly reducing the Bill of Rights to something that has the strength of a sheet of one-ply toilet paper. Don't think you can just shut up and drive your car, for the TSA wants to check cars, too.

The other day I was a function and talking to a gent I know. He and I disagree on almost everything-- he thinks Bush was a great president and that Obama is a foreigner, I think Cheney should be executed for war crimes and that Palin is a drooling imbecile. But one thing that we agreed upon is that the post 9-11 security theatrics are becoming less about preventing terrorism and more about promoting a national security/police state.

It is high time that the TSA and the DHS be completely defunded, lest we end this decade with zero personal rights and liberties.

(H/T)

5 comments:

Vannevar said...

I know that it is anethema to bring up Nazi Germany.

We see photos of people lining up to have their papers inspected in WW2 Germany and also in post-Stalin Russia, and Americans think "how repressive, how totalitarian, how unlike America"

Take a look at the airport check-in process, and tell me what the difference is.

It seems that internal forces have done more damage to civil rights and free society in the name of 9-11 than OBL could have dreamed of.

XR650L_Dave said...

If TSA ever tries to search my car, I will end up in jail because I will not allow it.

Nap Flyer said...

It is entirely possible, Dave, that you would also end up with the TSA police playing a drum solo on your head with their batons.

XR650L_Dave said...

Yes, yes it is.
Hopefully someone gets it on video.

Nangleator said...

What rules mean to the TSA: http://www.loweringthebar.net/2011/06/who-watches-the-watchmen.html