Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

The Most Over-Used Phrase in Republican Circles This Year Is:

"What the Former Half-Term Governor of Alaska meant to say was...."

(Surely you know what this is in reference to.)


(And yes, we always have been at war with Oceania)
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2 comments:

Mule Breath said...

Missed this. Thanks for the laugh. Needed that.

Quote from an old friend... "After all... if you're going to be reading minds you have to have something there to read."

6/07/2011 10:54 PM
Phil said...

Correction: "What the Half-wit Former Governor of Alaska meant to say was...."

6/08/2011 6:30 PM

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