Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, June 19, 2011

History is a Bitch

One of the things that I've seen over time is that one of the mistakes made by Germany in the Second World War is that they did not pressure Japan to attack the Soviet Union.

Unfortunately, the Japanese did fight the Russians, two years before the Germans invaded the USSR. The Red Army defeated the Japanese at the Battle of Khalkhin Gol. The Japanese had pretty much over-extended their supply lines. The Red Army forces, commanded by Gen. Zhukov engaged them enough frontally to keep the Japanese in place, then struck from both flanks and surrounded them. (Three years later, Zhukov would use the same concept to cut off the German Sixth Army at Stalingrad.)

The Japanese signed a cease-fire pact with the USSR, then turned to fry other fish to the southeast.

1 comment:

Nangleator said...

WWII what-ifs are a favorite pastime of mine. One of my conclusions that gets reinforced often is that after a certain point, Hitler was on our side.

Not really, of course. Not with the murdering of millions part. But the military decisions he forced everywhere, he shortened the war by years. Even his R&D decisions were poor, although that could have gone very badly for us.

All those assassination attempts... had one of them been successful, and installed Rommel or Guderian or someone equally capable... we'd have a different world today.