Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

How to Make a Terrific Hamburger in Three Easy Steps

1. Seal the patty in a plastic bag and soak it in hot water (130degF) for 30 minutes.

2. Remove the patty from the bag and dip in liquid nitrogen for 30 seconds.

3. Deep-fry the patty (oil at 450degF) for sixty seconds.

Easy-peasy, if you happen to have a container of LN2 in your pantry.

(No, I am not kidding.)

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

OK, that's cool. I prefer the America's Test Kitchen receipt, but that's pretty damn cool.

IllanoyGal said...

Okay, but where do you get the container of liquid nitrogen? I don't remember seeing that item at my local Safeway. Come to think of it, I don't think that either Lowe's or Home Depot has that in stock. Hmmmm......maybe this is why I don't do much gourmet cooking.

Stewart Dean said...

Hmmmm. So if you get a grease fire in the deep fryer and you pure liquid nitrogen in it, what happens then?

Sarah said...

I saw that. Looks like fun, and I'd be tempted to try it if I still ate beef.

Here's a source for a liquid nitrogen cannister anyway. Maybe not the most appetizing used equipment, but it is cattle related.

Eck! said...

Having worked with Ln2 I can say there is cold and then Liquid Nitrogen!

Obtainable at your local welding and industrial gas supplier. You only need a 2L dewar for days of fun.


Eck!