Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Sometimes, Humor Is So Close to the Truth That It Is No Longer Funny

This isn't terribly funny anymore, as it is getting pretty close to what we might expect to see one day:


Live: Senator Addresses Rumors Of Horse Affair

1 comment:

BadTux said...

Republican anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley already admitted it, except with a mule, not a horse.

For true. He did. He really did.

- Badtux the "WTF?!" Penguin