Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, June 20, 2011

Dear George Stephanopoulos and "Good Morning America":
Go Take a Flying Frak At the Moon

Each morning on that stupid show, they spend a lot of time on on some goddamned murder trial in Florida.

All the crap going on in this country and they are spending time in their first half hour of the show, each and every frelling day, on this freak show.

Anybody at GMA who regards their show as a serious news show should seek professional help.
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Cirze said...

I stopped watching it years ago (when they were still pretending to report on political events).

Stopped cold when Georgie took over.

Should have stopped long before.

Thanks for the update.

We can all avoid it permanently now.

6/20/2011 5:49 PM

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