Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, June 20, 2011

Dear George Stephanopoulos and "Good Morning America":
Go Take a Flying Frak At the Moon

Each morning on that stupid show, they spend a lot of time on on some goddamned murder trial in Florida.

All the crap going on in this country and they are spending time in their first half hour of the show, each and every frelling day, on this freak show.

Anybody at GMA who regards their show as a serious news show should seek professional help.

1 comment:

Cirze said...

I stopped watching it years ago (when they were still pretending to report on political events).

Stopped cold when Georgie took over.

Should have stopped long before.

Thanks for the update.

We can all avoid it permanently now.