"Watch Ashton Kutcher tame the Wild West in 'TEXAS RANGERS'[1]"She wondered if she could make it any more ridiculous, and she came up with this:
"Watch The Artist Formerly Known As Prince tame the Wild West in 'TEXAS RANGERS'"I don't know if I can top that for that movie (maybe with Paris Hilton), but there are other ones that could be equally crazy. How about:
"Next on Bravo: 'Say Yes to the Dress' with special guest host, Chuck Norris"Or:
"Stay Tuned for the 'Rachel Ray Show' with her guest chef, Alferd Packer"Any suggestions?
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[1]"Texas Rangers" cost $38,000,000 to make. It was so bad that it was pulled from the theaters after less than three weeks in release (its widest showing was on at most 404 screens) and it made under a million. By percentages, that has to have been one of the biggest flops in movie history. Even Ishtar made back at least 20% of its cost.
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My Dinner with Andre the Giant.
The Importance of Being Ernest Borgnine
You could make a Christmas movie about Santa's cannibal reindeer, and call it "The Donner (Party) and Blitzen"?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus%27s_reindeer
:-)
"A Shot in the Dark" starring Pee Wee Herman.
TAFKAP vs. Chuck Norris. I'd pay to see that.
Movie remake I'd like to see a trailer for:
"Die Hard" starring Richard Simmons.
I love " die hard" too.. starring Richard Simmons.
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George W. Bush as Gandhi's adviser
"Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid", starring Richard Simmons and Ozzy Osbourne
"Say Yes to the Dress" with Mike Rowe.
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