Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Zombie-Killer?



If he could figure out a way to dispense with the center dowel, that thing would be a natural for the next zombie movie.

(H/T)

2 comments:

Mark Rossmore said...

Unrelated to this post, but I think you might appreciate the new video I shot for my music project's last album. It involves me backseating in a Yak-52 while practicing formation maneuvers with a Nanchang CJ6 over Pensacola Beach. The song itself is about the power and the fun of flying (actually, a lot of my songs are about flying or people who fly).

"The Air Race" - Escape the Clouds

I edited it with an overall softer, more hand-drawn feel to give it a more surreal quality.

Chuck Pergiel said...

Connection: http://twowheeledmadwoman.blogspot.com/2010/10/freedom-of-religion-kewl-stuff.html