Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Quote of the Day; Penis Edition

"Why the hell am I going to waste my time and give a press release about whether or not I have a penis? My fans don't care and neither do I."
--Lady Gaga, who was addressing the hermaphrodite rumors in an interview with Anderson Cooper. That footage didn't make the 60 Minutes piece, but it is here at 2:50 and there is more here.

3 comments:

Sarah said...

I can't think of a better interviewer than Cooper Anderson. Would be nice if he came out, but oh well.

Lady Gaga is awesome. That is all.

Nangleator said...

I'm convinced she was born a man, and I'm waiting patiently for the absolutely awesome reveal that she plans. Perhaps I'm mistaken, but the story would be so much more fantastic, this way.

Either way, you go, girl!

The New York Crank said...

Lady Gaga says she doesn't care whether she has a penis. But if she had one and lost it, or doesn't have one and suddenly grew one, she might be a bit concerned.

Only conjecturing, mind you.

Yours very crankily,
The New York Crank