Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, June 20, 2011

When Satire and Fact Become Too Intertwined

From the Borowitz Report:
AUSTIN – Texas Governor Rick Perry announced his bid for the Republican presidential nomination today, unveiling his official campaign slogan, “What Harm Could a Governor from Texas Do?”
One of the morning news-and-meaningless-blather shows had a clip of Perry speaking. If I hadn't been looking at the screen, I would have sworn that it was ol' Dubya himself.

After LBJ and Dubya, the last thing we need is another goddamned Texican who can't distinguish between his shrunken manhood and the national interest. When you consider that last year, Perry was blathering about secession, his run for the Presidency would be as stupifying as if Jeff Davis had run for President in 1860. Electing Perry as president would be like electing an arsonist as the town fire marshal.

4 comments:

Ruckus said...

And remember Perry was lt gov under jr for six yrs.

montag said...

One war with LBJ, 2 wars with W. The possibility of 3 wars with Goodhair ought to scare the shit out of anybody who is not a defense contractor.

Peter said...

I'm beginning to think Sarah Palin is looking better and better in comparison to some of the other candidates . . . and isn't that saying something?

Stewart Dean said...

....and your point is?

What I want to know is when reality will finally swamp the belief structure of the average Joe right-wing American, and whether it will be before they are going down for the third time.......