Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Welcome to the Party, Pal; Canadian Edition

Prime Minister Stephen Harper has returned to Ottawa a day after Canadians elected his Conservative Party to form its first majority government.
Prime Minister Harper says that he won't make radical changes. Yeah, and pigs will fly. He's lying. He's reading from the same playbook that Bush and Cheney used.

I should feel sorry for the Canadians, but on one level, I really don't. At least this should end the smugness of "well, we'd never elect neocons" that I've been hearing for the last 12 years.

Now you have. Now you can stand by for a government that will attempt to weaken environmental rules so corporations can befoul your air and water for profit. You can look forward to a meaner and more spiteful government that will cut services to working and poor Canadians so that rich Canadians can get more tax cuts. You can watch as your corporate CEOs discover the joy of unalloyed personal greed, heedless of what damage they may do to their companies in the process. You Canadians can look forward to a more robust national security apparatus and a slow dismantling of the health care system that you have taken much pride in.

7 comments:

Allan S said...

Damn you EB, you're right. he is a Teabagger through and through....Allan... Now I can't be smug, wait, yes I can...we still have evil socialized health care....lol

Comrade Misfit said...

Not for long, Allan, not for long.

Spud said...

And the greed will trickle down to the bottom...same as it has done here

Anonymous said...

You never heard that smugness from me. I've been watching this lurch down the road toward me for years. Political culture in Canada seems to lag American by 5-10 years, and now it's our turn to have a long dark night of the soul from which we will probably not recover.

Sometimes it's no fun being right.

Nangleator said...

This will take some time to straighten out, but the day will come.

We'll send up the guillotines when we're done with them. You want them cleaned off, or with the stains?

Allan S said...

Our science minister is a Creationist:(

Comrade Misfit said...

Allan, and so will go your educational system.

Nangleator, we can make sure that they are lubricated and in good working order, but definitely, with stains.