Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Oh, The Humanity

George got his summer haircut today. Because of his bent-shitcan attitude, they have to tranq him.

Photos when he is more cooperative. For tonight, when I go to bed, I'm thinking of wrapping a kevlar scarf around my neck.
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3 comments:

Zdogk9 said...

kevlar scarf is a good idea. I'd check my shoes prior to puting them on in the morning

5/26/2011 8:40 PM
Eck! said...

If your low on Kevlar, Cordura will do in a pinch.

Shoes, pillow, middle of bathroom floor
are lookout zones.

But hey, you love him and are a faithful servant.

Eck!

5/26/2011 9:49 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Not to worry, he has been sulking in his carrier.

5/27/2011 7:28 AM

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