Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Beaver

Why, what were you thinking?

The background noise was from some goddamn Beechcraft that started up several seconds before I began recording.

5 comments:

Nangleator said...: Hmm. If I saw a Beaver like that, my windsock wouldn't be so limp.; 5/01/2011 6:30 PM
Lotus said...: what were you thinking

Truthfully? I thought it was going to be some funny little thing involving a beaver suddenly running across the runway. What did you think I was thinking? :-); 5/01/2011 8:16 PM
J4rh34d said...: The very first word that came to my mind was "DeHavilland", really, but then I've been fascinated by aircraft for over 6 decades. Longer than any other fascination.; 5/01/2011 11:47 PM
BadTux said...: I too was thinking "DeHavilland", of course, given the proprietor of this blog's known propensity for flying machines. Duh!

- Badtux the Flightless Penguin; 5/02/2011 12:41 AM
LRod said...: I get a channel called RFD-TV on the Dish. One of the programs I watch a lot is "R5Sons" an infomercial/reality show about the Rainy Pass Lodge in Alaska. Lots of Beavers (and Norsemen, too) flying in and out of there, plus plain old Skywagons and Skylanes—all on floats.

They have a dirt strip too, which accommodates their Stinson (I think) and is big enough for a Shorts van which they hire to bring big stuff in now and again.

Love me some Beaver…; 5/02/2011 10:00 AM