Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

New Computer Term

Brickify, v. to completely kill a computer, to turn it into a completely inert object.

"I can't get his computer to respond, I'm afraid that he really brickified it."
Posted by on or about 13:23

2 comments:

Eck! said...

More like.. Ah s%*^^, bricked!

I've had to unbrick a proto product that has embedded hardware as a result of inattentive engineers.

A .45 auto works well for permanent bricking stuff too.

Eck!

11/04/2009 6:59 PM
BadTux said...

fiPhones are famous for getting bricked. Since there's no removable battery to remove power from them once they crash, the only way to get an iPhone unbricked is to take it back to the Apple Store. Either that, or just wait until the battery runs down, but that generally ruins the battery so ...

Just another joy of being an iFool, sigh. If only someone else would bring out a smartphone that worked as well as an iPhone :(.

- Badtux the iFoolish Penguin

11/05/2009 1:21 AM

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