Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Congress: Get the Fuck Back to Work

Go about 6:20 into the clip if all you want to see is Jon Stewart smacking around Congress.



He is right about this. The congressmen from Wyoming and Montana need to take off for Rosh Hashonah?
Posted by on or about 06:53

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Im beginning to think that we need to follow the Catholic College of Cardinals model for Congress, and do just as they do when they elect a new Pope.

Lock them in. Provide cots and simple meals, but no one goes in or out until the sitch is resolved.

The idea of all of our congressidiots locked in, sleeping in sleeping bags and eating MREs until they learn to play nice and do the job they were elected to do, tickles me.

10/01/2008 7:57 AM

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