Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Principles to Agree On

Oct. 25 (Bloomberg) -- President George W. Bush, previewing an economic summit he is holding in Washington next month, said countries must agree on a ``common set of principles'' to prevent future financial crises.
Principle No. 1: Taking financial advice from George W. Bush is like taking advice on human rights from J. Edgar Hoover.

Principle No. 2: Never ever let ideology blind you to the facts.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Facts? You mean there are things that can't be molded to fit our beliefs?

Surely, you jest.

Phil said...

85 miserable, motherfuckin' days left.

I am beside myself waiting to see what else that dirty cocksucker has planned.