Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Best Excuse by a Mouthpiece, Ever

That would be Richard Kestenbaum, the attorney for one Charles O'Byrne, who is the chief of staff to Governor David Paterson, of New York. O'Byrne did not file tax returns for five years.

The excuse offered by his attorney: O'Byrne has "Non-Filer's Syndrome." That's right, that is no shit.

Somehow I doubt if that is in the DSM-IV. Google "non-filer syndrome" and use the quotation marks to search for a phrase. The only hits are on news stories about O'Byrne.

Nice job of inventing a new form of mental illness, bucko.

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