Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Skimming the $700 Billion Bailout

The bankers and other executives on Wall Street are planing to skim their 10% off the top. They are taking $70 billion dollars of our money in order to line their own pockets. Despite the fact that the financial markets crashed, the banks and brokerage firms are still going to hand out huge-ass bonuses. Only this time, they are using our tax dollars to do so.

Start sending those fuckers to prison.

(H/T to TPC)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can we make sure it's a prison that doesn't often pass safety and health inspections?

Comrade Misfit said...

We can also pair them up with sexual predators.