Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Tell Me Again About John Edwards's $400 Haircut

In my earlier post on the fact that the GOP has spent $150,000 to clothe Sarah Palin, I forgot to ask that they tell me again about John Edwards's $400 haircuts.

I wonder how all of those donors to the Republican National Committee feel about their money being used to drape designer duds on Caribou Barbie. It's not like the RNC and the McCain Campaign are flush with cash, since they are pulling out of one state after another.

They probably feel the same way that the folks in Alaska feel about Bible Spice charging the state for the cost of her kids' travel to events to which they had not been invited.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

A total hypocrite. Palin is livin' large on the taxpayer's dime in Alaska and she's whining about welfare for taxpayers in the form of tax rebates for the working class?