Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, October 30, 2008

McCain Could Still Win

It won't take much.

Take nothing for granted. If you are a U.S. citizen who is eligible to vote and you don't vote in this election. you get to spend the next four years drinking from this cup:

If you are eligible to vote and it is too late to register to vote where you live, start drinking.

If you could have voted in this election and you do not, you are responsible for whatever goes wrong for the next four years. You could have helped choose and you did not. Therefore, you do not get to say a fucking thing about politics or national policy until 2012.

Some elections might seem trivial. This one is not. Our nation is facing challenges that it has not faced in 79 years. You have to look at the two teams running for office and pick the one that you think is better able to deal with the problems at hand.

My choice should be obvious, by now:

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