Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

No Wonder John McCain is Not Listening to Polls

McCain has probably ordered his Secret Service detail to shoot anyone who mentions the words "polling data" or "election projections" in his presence, and he would be right to do so. For if he paid any attention to that stuff, he would start drinking heavily once he learned that even his home state of Arizona is no longer safe for his candidacy.

It probably didn't help matters that McCain's economic advisor admitted that workers with health insurance now would be severely screwed if McCain's health care plans were adopted.

Six days to go. Look for Caribou Dress-up Barbie to ratchet up the intensity of her "two minutes hate" speeches.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Have you noticed how Palin seems to be rushing through her speeches these days?

Comrade Misfit said...

Well, no. I'd rather gargle with ground glass than listen to a Palin speech.