Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Caturday

This is Bella:

Bella's most distinguishing physical feature is her tail. She has the most luxurious tail that I have seen outside of a cat show.



She walks around with her tail in the air. She is a proud cat. She is also very friendly and your arm will fall of before she gets tired of being petted.

UPDATE: Bella is not my cat. She is a friend's cat. Sorry for any confusion.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Our house has a silver grey, called Tuck, who is shaped very much like your Bella.
But he has second class rear plumage compared to your black beauty.

Comrade Misfit said...

Thanks, but I should have made it clear: Bella's a friend's cat.

Anonymous said...

Bella's name fits her. She is beautiful.

Unknown said...

lol..I have a white cat with just such a tale and countenance :)

Unknown said...

Oh shit..that is tail..my bad.

Perhaps one day I will learn to proof read before I hit the publish button.