Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Verizon Customer (Dis)Service

I could die of old age on the phone as I slog through the Verizon customer service menu. It asks a question, I answer it, and it takes a minute or longer for the next menu item.

Or it just fucking disconnects me and I have to start over.

Congratulations, Verizon. I really thought it was going to be hard to find a company that has worse telephone customer service support than Comcast.

But you managed to achieve that.

My fucking phone is not working. Why is it so bloody hard to get a guy to come out and fix it? Why do I have to slog through an interminable set of computer-driven questions and then get disconnected?

It wasn't this way back when you weasels were part of Ma Bell; I'd just dial 611 and I'd have an appointment with a repairman in less than a minute.

But not anymore.

1 comment:

BadTux said...

"We're the phone company. We don't care, because we don't have to."

History repeats itself :-(.

- Badtux the Rememberin' Penguin