Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Sunday, October 12, 2008

The Two Digit Midget

That would be the Tsar of the Baboons, our own Emperor Disgustus Maximus. As of 1Pm Eastern Time, he has 99 days left in his misbegotten presidency.

99 days left to finish his task of irretrievably fucking up the world.


Karen Zipdrive said...

I guess "99 bottles of beer on the wall" would be especially appropriate to sing today.

Distributorcap said...

kz -- i look forward zero bottle of beer

Gordon said...

Two digit midget

One ta pick his nose and one up his ass?