Palin the Intellectual

Sarah Palin considers herself to be an intellectual.

Yepper.

• She can't name a newspaper she reads without three days of research.
  
• She cannot name a single Supreme Court case, other than Roe v. Wade.
  
• She believes that the Earth was formed 6,000 years ago and that Jesus walked with dinosaurs.
  
• When scientists reported that polar bears were endangered, she tried to quash the report because it was another one of those inconvenient truths.
• She cannot coherently name the duties of the Vice President of the United States.

If Palin is an intellectual, then George W. Bush is a genius. Oh, wait.......