Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, October 31, 2008

Did Your Campaign Repeatedly Robocall Me?

Then please excuse me if I wind up wishing that you suffer a series of horribly painful and disfiguring ailments and that you live a very long life, suffering from from those ailments.

You want to piss me off? You want to make certain that I never, ever vote for your sorry ass in my life? Repeatedly robocall me.

(Besides that, they may not even work.)

1 comment:

One Fly said...

Somehow the repugs here in Colorado got their slimey paws on cell phone lists and I'm on the no call list. Probably a dozen calls and I also resent the shit out of it.