Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, October 31, 2008

Did Your Campaign Repeatedly Robocall Me?

Then please excuse me if I wind up wishing that you suffer a series of horribly painful and disfiguring ailments and that you live a very long life, suffering from from those ailments.

You want to piss me off? You want to make certain that I never, ever vote for your sorry ass in my life? Repeatedly robocall me.

(Besides that, they may not even work.)
Posted by on or about 15:23

1 comment:

One Fly said...

Somehow the repugs here in Colorado got their slimey paws on cell phone lists and I'm on the no call list. Probably a dozen calls and I also resent the shit out of it.

10/31/2008 6:06 PM

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