Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

And the "No-Excuse Excuse Award" Goes To:

Republican Rep. Michelle Bachmann.
Bachmann told the St. Cloud Times on Tuesday that she "made a big mistake" by going on MSNBC's "Hardball," a show she said she'd never seen before her appearance last week. Her statement to host Chris Matthews that Obama "may have anti-American views" drew condemnation and helped her opponent, Democrat Elwyn Tinklenberg, raise more than $1 million in just a few days.
Bzzt. WRONG!

Bachmann is a congresswoman. It defies credulity for her say that she went on a television cable news show without having the slightest clue what the show was about. She called for the reporters in this country to do a "penetrating expose" of other members of Congress for being "anti-American." Her biggest complaint seems to boil down to the fact that Chris Matthews pinned her down when she was spewing her "liberals are not patriotic" rhetoric.

She said what she said. She cannot run away from it.



And with any luck, she will start looking for a new job in two weeks.

Update: Of course, she is blaming the liberal media and the liberal bloggers for "distorting her words." Her words needed no distortion.

Her line in the Politico op-ed: "I never asked for some House Un-American Activities Committee witch hunt into my colleagues in Congress."

No, Congresswoman Bachmann, you asked the media to do the dirty work. "Penetrating expose," you said.

Bachmann may have just had her "Macaca Moment."

1 comment:

montag said...

From your lips to God's ear. May he bless you with his noodly goodness.