Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, October 26, 2008

You Know You're Doing Well in Your Candidacy

Things probably are not going too well in your national campaign when your hometown newspaper endorses the other guy.

The Anchorage Daily News has endorsed Obama.
Like picking Sen. McCain for president, putting [Gov. Palin] one 72-year-old heartbeat from the leadership of the free world is just too risky at this time.
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2 comments:

deuddersun said...

Got here via AltBrain. Great post and good news. Let's hope it carries some weight up there. We are going to need every vote we can get to win this thing.

d.

10/27/2008 8:38 AM
Gordon said...

Not bad for a rag that's usually found wrapped around a salmon!

10/27/2008 1:27 PM

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