Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, October 26, 2008

The GOP is Trying to Steal the Election

The GOP has taken to heart the old maxim of Josef Stalin: "Those who cast the votes, they decide nothing. Those who count the votes, they decide everything."

For they are trying to steal the election.

The company that is complicit in perpetrating this fraud is a company called "Election Systems and Software." It would seem that the word "Stealing" should be added after the first word in their name. They seem to have replaced Diebold as the preferred provider of vote-stealing machines.

(H/T to Jill)

1 comment:

BadTux said...

ES&S is Chuck Hagel's outfit. And while Chuck is a friend of McCain, he has very decidedly *not* endorsed John McCain for President, but instead accompanied Obama to Iraq earlier this year as the Republican part of the bipartisan trip there.

In short: Require more evidence here. ES&S certainly has the *capability* to steal elections -- in Nebraska, in particular, where ES&S machines elect Chuck Hagel every six years (now *that* is a trick, your own company's machines being the ones that elect you!). The question is, do they have the "will" to do so? I wish we didn't even have to ask that question, but...

- Badtux the Voting Penguin