Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, October 13, 2008

Feh

I was off today, so I went to the airport and washed the airplane. I haven't done that in awhile and I swear, the damn airplane gets larger every year.

After I finished, I had to go flying to dry it off. In some areas around here, it is about peak for leaf season. Leaf-peeping, though, is something that is really more impressive from the ground, unless you are flying a lot lower than I care to.

This is a winery. I have driven past it before, it probably has some fancy-ass name. I call it the "Penis Winery."

On Saturday, the skies were sunny. In some places, you can see that the change of color in the trees follows patterns on the ground. I don't know why, it may have something to do with the chemistry of the soil or how rich it is in nutrients.


I gather that this farm is growing either Christmas trees or ornamental shrubbery.


(Nie!)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

What great photos. How cool that you can fly.

Comrade Misfit said...

It's a lot of fun. About as expensive as children, though.

Anonymous said...

I swear I know that penis winery...