Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Joe Sixpack

Every so often, I see a reference to Sarah Palin referring to herself as "Joe Sixpack Hockey Mom."

Yeah. Sort of like the guys you see every so often on "Cops," the ones who are half in the bag, wearing a wife-beater t-shirt and trying to explain to the nice police officers why he felt it necessary to split his wife's lip.

Or why he found it necessary to drink three six-packs of Bud and then drive down the road, weaving from side to side.



I do not understand why so many people think it is a bad idea to send smart people to run our government. Sending amiable idiots hasn't worked all that well for the last eight years, unless your idea of a good time is two lost wars and a failing global economy.

Anyway, here is John McCain's chief speechwriter on Craig Ferguson.

2 comments:

SkinnyDennis said...

Check out this Non-sequitur comic strip regarding Joe sixpack leadership;
http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/

Dan brock said...

I've always loved the "drunk Texan" video even though I was told it had to be fake.
If so, awesome dialogue - and the dancing ain't half bad.