Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Congress: Get the Fuck Back to Work

Go about 6:20 into the clip if all you want to see is Jon Stewart smacking around Congress.



He is right about this. The congressmen from Wyoming and Montana need to take off for Rosh Hashonah?
Posted by on or about 06:53

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Im beginning to think that we need to follow the Catholic College of Cardinals model for Congress, and do just as they do when they elect a new Pope.

Lock them in. Provide cots and simple meals, but no one goes in or out until the sitch is resolved.

The idea of all of our congressidiots locked in, sleeping in sleeping bags and eating MREs until they learn to play nice and do the job they were elected to do, tickles me.

10/01/2008 7:57 AM

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