Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Incompetent Fucktards; DHS Edition

So it seems that the "Land of the Formerly Free and Home of the So Frightened We Routinely Piss Our Pants" has Nelson Mandela on the Terrorist Watch List.

You might have heard of him. First Black president of South Africa, winner of the Nobel Peace Prize in 1993 and all of that? Reichfuhrer Skeletor DHS Secretary Chertoff finds it "troubling." Secretary of State Rice complains that her department has to issue waivers every time President Mandela visits the U.S.

Neither one of those fucking idiots seem to be able to do anything about it. They are reduced to wringing their hands and whimpering at their own powerlessness.

Well, we can do something about it on November 4th.

(H/T to HuffPo)

1 comment:

Distributorcap said...

the real question -- who is a bigger blathering idiot

chertoff or rice-a-roni