Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Incompetent Fucktards; DHS Edition

So it seems that the "Land of the Formerly Free and Home of the So Frightened We Routinely Piss Our Pants" has Nelson Mandela on the Terrorist Watch List.

You might have heard of him. First Black president of South Africa, winner of the Nobel Peace Prize in 1993 and all of that? Reichfuhrer Skeletor DHS Secretary Chertoff finds it "troubling." Secretary of State Rice complains that her department has to issue waivers every time President Mandela visits the U.S.

Neither one of those fucking idiots seem to be able to do anything about it. They are reduced to wringing their hands and whimpering at their own powerlessness.

Well, we can do something about it on November 4th.

(H/T to HuffPo)

1 comment:

Distributorcap said...

the real question -- who is a bigger blathering idiot

chertoff or rice-a-roni