Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Burn Atlanta to the Ground (Again)

Hey, at least it'd solve the commuting problems.

Oh, sorry. Wrong Georgia.

When I was in high school, one of the stories we had to read was a Checkov short story that was set in Georgia. The publisher gave the region another name because Americans were presumed to be too stupid to understand that there was another Georgia inside the Soviet Union.

Given the way that the Russian Army conducts wars (overwhelming force and massive brutality), I can't see this war being a long one. Many in Russia are bitter at the loss of what they regard as their outer provinces, a war to retake one of them may be very popular.

2 comments:

deadstick said...

Americans were presumed to be too stupid to understand that there was another Georgia inside the Soviet Union.
The movie "The Madness of King George" was called "The Madness of King George III" outside the States. The III was removed for our benefit, lest we think it was a sequel.

Comrade Misfit said...

If the "Madness of King George" came out now, most people would assume that it was a Michael; Moore flick about Dubya the Inepter.