Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, March 23, 2021

Arresting the Tambourine Lady/Cop

A retired NYPD officer has been arrested for storming the U.S. Capitol building on the January 6th — then shaking a tambourine as she appeared to cheer on the pro-Trump mob inside the rotunda, according to federal authorities.

Sara Carpenter, a 51-year-old resident of Richmond Hill, Queens, surrounded to federal authorities on Tuesday morning for her alleged role in the insurrection, which left five people dead, including a U.S. Capitol police officer.

Since they let her out (ROR) after she confessed to what she did and surrendered her tambourine, one assumes that the Feds don't think she's much of a flight risk.

6 comments:

dinthebeast said...

Let's just hope that the Fergus appointed moron hasn't bollixed the prosecutions by giving that TV interview about an ongoing investigation.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Ten Bears said...

That'll ring down through the ages: she took a tambourine to an insurrection.

What was that old joke about when god handed out brains she thought he said trains?

Comrade Misfit said...

At least she didn’t bring a bag of knitting.

Tod Germanica said...

As the Pence tumbrels roll?
Careful of those knitting needles, field expedient bayonets. I wonder does she promise to go wanderin'? I do know that there is no place she's a goin' to. Maybe for years.

Ten Bears said...

Only thing better would've been someone banging on the bongos ...

Tod Germanica said...

Like a chimpanzee.