Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset.

Tuesday, March 9, 2021

What Would We Ever Do Without Florida Man?

The alleged perp attempted to have sex with a stuffed unicorn and Olaf (the snowman from Frozen). It's all on tape.

Both of the stuffed critters were destroyed, The living critter is in the dingbat ward.

If he gets sent to prison, the conversations with the other cons should be epic.


Ten Bears said...

LOL ~ Sometimes the snark just writes itself.

Tod Germanica said...

Well, in his defence, unicorns and Olaf are hot.

Aaron said...

If he had done it with a jar of peanut butter, there would be no need for a psych eval - it would be clear to everyone he's F'n nuts.

w3ski said...

I bet he voted for tRump.
Just saying.

Paul said...

As a Florida Man for roughly 44 years, I can tell you this: I understand why he had sex with the unicorn. A snowman, however, is unheard of in these parts.

dinthebeast said...

Don't furries usually have a person in them? On the other hand, you can't get covid without one.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Stewart Dean said...

People for the ethical treatment of stuffed animals: PETSA.

Tod: Unicorns are only OK around virgins. Someone who been around the block, nope. But stuffed animal fetishists? Our perp is in real trouble.