Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, March 22, 2021

Just Going to Leave These Here

Remember: Punctuation saves lives! 




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4 comments:

Ten Bears said...

And it wasn't even their best.

3/22/2021 5:00 PM
dan gerene said...

Chainsaws could be used to cut up logs for bonfires by people not smart enough to cut them up beforehand.

3/23/2021 5:33 AM
w3ski said...

In Humboldt County Ca. at least, huge logs wash up every rainstorm coupled with a high tide. There are hundreds of cords of Redwood and Douglas Fir ready for burning. I lived off Beachwood myself for years. All it takes is a truck that can get to the logs and of course a chainsaw.
I guess they didn't want to stop the driftwood collectors and small beach fires.
And yes, the wood was salt loaded and sand loaded, but it burned, and back then old beach saw chains were plentiful to me.
Free wood is to be appreciated.
w3ski

3/23/2021 11:48 AM
Ten Bears said...

Heh heh heh, I've got one of those 18 volt Stihl battery bread n' butter saws ...

3/23/2021 5:39 PM

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