Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, April 28, 2020

Pandemic Humor

9 comments:

Chris. said...: I've always wanted to goto Whereno.; 4/28/2020 10:17 AM
Comrade Misfit said...: I've wanted to visit the corner of No and Where, but the Serenity isn't booking passengers. And there's a pretty nasty gent floating there.; 4/28/2020 11:49 AM
Tod Germanica said...: Everybody everybody knows, this is nowhere.
Neil Young; 4/28/2020 1:28 PM
Tod Germanica said...: Chris, goto statements were denigrated decades ago because they lead to unmaintainable 'spaghetti code'. Use structured code and always drop out of the function at the bottom. Never exit using the goto statement. You'll thank yourself later.; 4/28/2020 2:09 PM
Deadstick said...: Tod, I once worked with a guy who used goto's for unemployment insurance. His code was more steel wool than spaghetti, and it was self-modifying too. When they finally bit the bullet and got rid of him, you shelled out a few tax bucks for us to fix it...; 4/28/2020 6:00 PM
Glen Filthie said...: Hmmmmmm.

Turns out you and your media friends are lying about the bleach thing too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W4cp2Rj-dM

Just some stupid nasty woman killing her husband. No, Trump never told you to drink bleach, but if you think he did... you probably should.; 4/30/2020 12:36 PM
CenterPuke88 said...: Dearest Glen, if you are unable to recognize your fantasy Führer suggested ingestion or injection of disinfectant as a treatment, you should stop responding to posts before you make a fool of...well, never mind.

The good news for you is that YOUR government has been competent in its response and your public has recognized the threat and acted prudently. This is a bonus for a person like you, who is squarely in the crosshairs of the virus, being exactly the median age of all hospitalized persons. There is another bonus for the actions (of your countrymen) you profess to dislike, many of those nurses are of either a gender or an inclination your profess be disgusted by and hate.; 4/30/2020 12:58 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: CP88, as far as I know, Mr. Filthie’s not an American citizen. He’s, therefore, loyal to the leader of another country. Which makes him a textbook traitor.; 4/30/2020 2:19 PM
CenterPuke88 said...: Comrade, exactly why I called it his “fantasy Führer” and noted HIS government’s response was decent vs ours. This, and the remainder, is easily gleaned from his “blog”.; 5/01/2020 10:38 AM