Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, February 19, 2016

Ted Cruz = Baby Tricky Dick

Ted Cruz's campaign is now doctoring photos.

They put up this one:


Which turns out to be this stock photo, only flipped and with the heads changed:


Look closely at the creases in the suit jackets of both men. They are in the same places in each photo.

Cruz's campaign defense is on the lines of: "There are serious issues to discuss, but you want to discuss the trivial fact that Ted Cruz is a liar and a cheat?"

I don't know if any of this will stick or not. But added to Cruz's lying about Ben Carson in Iowa, and it's hard not to conclude that Ted Cruz is running his campaign as though he was a grinning psychopath.

Which may be an accurate assessment of the man's character, for all we know.

And that brings me to the latest bit of Internet Fun:


Which you can buy here and which goes to support these folks.

UPDATE: The "Ted Cruz Zodiac Killer" campaign has raised over $35,000.

2 comments:

bearsense said...

"There are serious issues to discuss, but you want to discuss the trivial fact that Ted Cruz is a liar and a cheat?"
Well, if the foo shits ..................

Anonymous said...

When I first saw the Cruz campaign photo, I immediately wondered why they were shaking hands with their left hands (not really - obviously flipped and weird). Then I realized it must be because both of them are communist nazis and that is the secret handshake. Sheesh!