Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, February 11, 2016

One of the Stupidest People On the Planet; Ferguson Edition

"The assessment is, as the [consent decree] agreement currently stands, it will cost more to implement the agreement than it would be to fight it in a lawsuit,” [Ferguson Mayor James] Knowles said Wednesday.
What Mayor McDumbass doesn't realize is that they could lose and have to pay both costs. If their lawyer didn't make that abundantly clear, then they need to hire a new one.

What they're really doing is rolling the dice on the election and hoping that a GOP president will make the problem go away.

3 comments:

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Why would a GOP president make it go away? What would he gain?

Comrade Misfit said...

Probably nothing, the outrage of scotching such a case would not be tiny. But the mayor of Ferguson is probably stupid enough to think that a Republican president would be immune to the blowback from such a move.

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Elect ME president at a Republican. I'd let that mayor twist in the wind.