Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, February 12, 2016

For Sale: Oregon Milita Rifles. Never Fired. Dropped Only Once.

The last clown surrendered, moments after the usual "liberty or death" rant and declaring that he was at war with the Federal government. That's almost beyond mocking.


What has been learned? The Feds learned that ignoring these Y'all Qaeda jerkoffs when they commit crimes doesn't pay off. Until old man Bundy was arrested, nobody had been charged for the what went down in 2014. I believe the just-ended standoff was a result of that; those idiots thought that they were immune from the law. Anyone involved in the 2014 mess had better be talking to a criminal defense lawyer.

The militia guys often utter variants of a Thomas Jefferson quote: "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants." But when it comes time to fill up the watering-can, they're nowhere to be found.

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