Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, February 3, 2016

If You Liked Richard Nixon, You'll Love Ted Cruz

Both have the moral compasses of snake-oil salesmen.
Dr. Ben Carson and his campaign accused Sen. Ted Cruz’s team of sabotaging Carson in the Iowa caucuses Monday night by encouraging Cruz supporters to tell voters at their caucus sites – incorrectly – that Carson was dropping out of the race.

“It was happening all over,” Iowa State Director Ryan Rhodes told MSNBC. “One of the precincts Candy [Carson, the candidate’s wife] walked into, she had to correct the record. She actually walked in, in Ankeny, and gave a speech about no, he’s still in the race and that’s a lie.”
Cruz has been trying to sell himself to Evangelicals as a "good G-d-Fearin' Christian, like all y'all". So this is what good Christians do: Stab their opponents in the back? Cheat and lie their way to the prize? All the while trying to cloak themselves in the robes of Jesus?

If that's accurate, then when dealing with such good moral Christians, never ever take your eyes off them. Keep one hand on your wallet and your other hand on your gat.

4 comments:

Deadstick said...

That trick is nothing compared to the "VOTER VIOLATION" letter. People should go to the slammer for that.

Anonymous said...

That's all the endorsement I need. I voting for Ted on March 15th. Thanks for making the choice easy.

Comrade Misfit said...

Anon 1:46-- glad to be of service.

Green Eagle said...

Donald Trump and Ben Carson are snake oil salesmen. Ted Cruz is just a snake.