Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

"
If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"
Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Thursday, February 18, 2016

"Sir, Would You Like Some Wood Pulp With Your Pasta?"

One of the makers of store-brand 100% Parmesan cheese has been adulterating their product with wood pulp, cheddar cheese and Swiss cheese. And now the president of the company may go to jail.

She was working in the wrong industry. If she wanted to sell crappy stuff, swindle people and get away with it, she should have gone to work on Wall Street.

4 comments:

Robert Fowler said...

I hope they put her in Gen-Pop with a bunch of Italian mobsters.

The New York Crank said...

What a cheesy crime! (Sorry, I couldn't resist.)

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank

D. said...

Apparently, if you believe this story about pre-grated store-bought Parmesan cheese, they all are, to a gr/e/ater or lesser extent.

Unfortunately, I sometimes just don't feel like grating cheese in the morning. Guess I'd better deal, eh?

Joe said...

Y'all are way behind the reporter. She had fun with this one. My favorite was "cheese makers commit adulteration..."