Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, February 8, 2016

Super Bowl L

They didn't call it that, because "L" is a boring Roman numeral.

Anyway, if you like defensive football, it was a game to watch. Denver's defense rattled the hell out of Carolina's offense.

But let's get to the important part: The advertising. Though I did miss some of them, so if you're opinion is otherwise, chime in.

I think Doritos won the night with two great ads:





Hyundai had a funny one, too:



Budweiser had a bit of a misfire, though:



"Raise One to Right Now" is a nice play on the name of John E. Bush's dark money PAC, "Right to Rise", but since the ¿JEB? campaign is cratering, only hardcore political geeks got the pun.

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