Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, February 8, 2016

Dear Apple: Toljaso, I Did!

Apple is facing the possibility of class-action lawsuits in the US and possible criminal charges in the UK.

Toljaso. And there is nothing like some bad press to convince corporations to backwater.

Sue the pants off of those fuckers, boys and girls!

1 comment:

BadTux said...

Apple bricks phones if you replace the fingerprint sensor with a simple home button (which is what independent repair shops do if your fingerprint sensor gets broken because you dropped the phone, because the fingerprint sensor isn't available outside of Apple Stores). Meanwhile, Samsung phones don't appear to be repairable at all, they create new models every year and discontinue support for the old ones at the end of that year, so if you drop the phone and break it after a year, the only way to "fix" it is to buy the new model phone.

Nice duopoly we have here. Be a shame if something happened to it.