Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, February 8, 2016

Dear Apple: Toljaso, I Did!

Apple is facing the possibility of class-action lawsuits in the US and possible criminal charges in the UK.

Toljaso. And there is nothing like some bad press to convince corporations to backwater.

Sue the pants off of those fuckers, boys and girls!

1 comment:

BadTux said...

Apple bricks phones if you replace the fingerprint sensor with a simple home button (which is what independent repair shops do if your fingerprint sensor gets broken because you dropped the phone, because the fingerprint sensor isn't available outside of Apple Stores). Meanwhile, Samsung phones don't appear to be repairable at all, they create new models every year and discontinue support for the old ones at the end of that year, so if you drop the phone and break it after a year, the only way to "fix" it is to buy the new model phone.

Nice duopoly we have here. Be a shame if something happened to it.