Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, February 27, 2016

Caturday

Jake's a little perturbed. The sheets and pillows are off (wash day) and the covers are roughly pulled up to cover the bed.

2 comments:

w3ski said...

How do you get his fuzzy butt off the bed to take off the sheets to begin with?
As soon as we head to the bed here for laundry day, a cat or two and certainly a dog follow us over to "help".
It's hard to get the covers straight with that last fuzzy butt underneath.
w3ski

Comrade Misfit said...

I'll lock him out of the room if I have to.