Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, February 27, 2016

Trump's Endorsements

In increasing order of craziness: Chris Christie, Paul LePage, Jan Brewer and David Duke.

No points for guessing which one The Donald disavowed.

The reality of the situation is that the votes of the certifiable count as much as anyone else's.

On another note, there were rumblings of The Donald's presidential ambitions a quarter-century ago. That article has a lot of really disquieting shit in it about Trump, enough that I wonder what sort of researchers both Rubio and Cruz employ that they haven't mined the gold from it.

And since Cruz employs one of the leading scumbags of American political campaigning, it's a real mystery.

2 comments:

Murphy's Law said...

Sadly none of them are really impressive at all. But any of the three on their worst day is less damaging to America than Hillary or Bernie.

Three hundred million people in this country and those five are really the best that we can come up with?

Comrade Misfit said...

I would disagree, especially about Cruz. But that's neither here not there.

The problem is the process. We have a system that selects people who are distinguished only by their lust for power and their ability to put on a public show. It is, in short, the Palinization of the electoral process.